Monday, September 20, 2010

Famous Pick up Lines

FAMOUS PICKUP LINES

Aliw ang mga pick up lines. Here is the collection of pick up lines that I like..


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 Isa lang naman pangarap ko eh…
Ang maging pangarap mo.

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Sana piso ka na lang
At 100 pesos naman ako
Kasi di ako mabubuo ng wala ka

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Paglaki ko..
Gusto ko maging SAYO.. =) yiiee..
Hahaha…


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“kung posporo ka, at posporo ako..MATCH tayo.”
:))


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Is that the sun coming up?Or is that just you lighting up my day?


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Panget!siguro ng mundo ko kung wala ka..haha.. :D

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Science has proven that Sugar melts in water.. So pls dOn't walk in rain.. otherwise i wil lose such a SWEET person like yOu..ü WOw nman!!(--,) take care!ü

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Boy: lam mo ba ibat’ibang view?

Girl: oo, may topview, sideview, frontview, rearview.. Ano pa ba?

Boy: loview..


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Sorry miss but I have to arrest you. you're guilty for stealing my heart.


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“bakit ko pa kailangan mag.open ng coke ..
.. kung iKAW naman ang happiness ko?”


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Ang cheesy!hahaha.


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Guy tells pakipot girl “you are like kulangot” girl is shocked guy says “bec you are hard to get..



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You're so hot you must be the reason for global warming.


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Excuse me! I'm lost, can you tell me how can i get into your heart?


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I'll give you a scholarship. just learn to love me.


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You're like an oxygen, coz I can't breathe without you.


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Can i take your picture? coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!

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Do you have a driver license coz you drive me crazy!


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I'm a bee, can you be my honey?

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Are you a False Teeth? coz I can't smile without you!

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Excuse me, Are you a dictionary? Coz you give meaning to my life


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are you a keyboard? coz you're my type.

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Hey, did you fart? coz you blew me away!

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Am I in heaven? Coz you're an angel


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are you an electric fan? coz you keep on spinning on my mind.


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you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart


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I'm looking for my wife, will you marry me?

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You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind


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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?


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I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away . . .


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I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

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Alarm clock ka ba? ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso.

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Miss are you related to the sun ? Cause your the hottest thing near me

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you are like a calendar,can I have a date?

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Aanhin pa ang gravity? kung lagi akong nahuhulog sa yo.

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kung gagawa ako ng alak pangalan mo ang gagamitin ko. kasi ang lakas mo sumipa kaso sa puso ang tama.

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Miss! langit na ba to? para ka kasing anghel.

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Redhorse ka ba? ang lakas kasi ng tama ko sayo eh

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magaling ka ba sa math? ikaw kasi ang sagot sa mga equation ng buhay ko..

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Aanhin pa ang damo kung sayo pa lang may tama na ako..

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may lason bang mga mata mo? nakakamatay kasi ang titig mo.

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Para kang yosi, ang hirap mo alisin sa buhay ko.

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Para kang Centrum. you make my life complete

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 I really love the alphabet, because there's U and I.

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I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

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Maganda ka, pogi ako. Tayo na!

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Para kang utot. Tahimik pero malakas ang dating.

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Are you a crystal ball? ‘Cause I can see my future with you.

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Question lang. May alam ka bang good bank na pwede ako magdeposit? Kasi I'm planning to save all my love for you eh!

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I forgot your name, can I call you mine?

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Okay ka rin, no?! Ang kapal ng mukha mo! Hindi pa nga tayo magkakilala pina-ibig mo na ang puso ko.

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Lumiliit ka yata?
Dati kasi lampas ulo kita
Ngayon nasa puso na kita


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Tumatangkad ka yata ngayon
Dati hanggang balikat lang kita.
Ngayon nasa isipan na kita.

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May mirror ba puso mo? ‘Coz I see myself in it.

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You do look familiar. Oh, my next girlfriend.

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Police ba ako? Ikaw kasi ang most wanted ko, eh.

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Pinch me. (Why?) Because you’re so fine, I must be dreaming

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Limang piso ka ba? Kasi sakto ka.

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I love reading the menu. Because it has Me ‘n U.

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Are you a PS game? I hope you're not Tekken.

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Alam mo, ako ang Science, at ikaw ang Lab ko.

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Nasan ka kagabi? Wala ka ata sa panaginip ko.

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Was that an earthquake? Or did I just rock your world?

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Meron ka bang eraser? Hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

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 Hindi ka ba napapagod? You keep running in my mind eh

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May band-aid ka ba? Kasi I scraped my knee falling for you.

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Ice ka? Crush kita e.

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May lahi ka bang dictionary? ;Coz you give meaning to my life.

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 Gusto mo ng salbabida? Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

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 Miss, can I check your tag? Coz I swear you're made in heaven.

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 Ikaw ba may ari ng Crayola? Ikaw kasi nagbibigay kulay sa buhay ko.

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May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. Nababaliw ako sa  yo.

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Para kang switch. ‘Coz you turn me on.

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Kuto ka ba? Kasi I can't get you off my head.

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Asthma ka ba? Kasi you take my breath away.

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 Alarm clock ka ba? Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso.

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 SM ka ba? ‘Coz you've got it all.

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 Gutom ka ba? Tara, bubusugin kita sa pagmamahal ko.

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Hey, I'm the Burger King. Can you be my Dairy Queen?

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 Aanhin pa ang damo kung sayo palang, may tama na ako?

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 Miss pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

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 Centrum ka ba? Coz you make my life complete.

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 Grabe, nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines! May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh. ;Coz all I ever think of is you.

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 Pwede ba kita maging sidecar? Single kasi ako eh.

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 Para kang table of contents. Dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.

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Are your parents Greek?? ;Coz you look like a goddess!

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Are your parents terrorists? Coz you're the bomb.

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Do you have a fever? Coz you're too damn hot.

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Aanhin pa ang gravity, kung kusa akong nahuhulog sayo?

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 Uy, malala na yung sakit ko sa puso, dalawa na lang options ko para gumaling. Either ICU or U C me.

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 Are you related to the terminator? Coz you're my salvation.

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 Cup ka ba? Kasi you CUP-tured my heart.

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 Hindi tayo tao. Hindi din tayo hayop. Bagay tayo. BAGAY TALAGA TAYO.

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 Can you see me? How about tonight?

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Hindi ka naman camera
Pero tuwing nakikita kita
Napapangiti ako.

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Di mo pa nga ako binabato
Tinatamaan na ako sa ‘yo.

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Parang wala ako sa sarili ko,
Siguro nasa iyo ako.

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Buti pa ang keyboard ng pc…
Lagi magkatabi ang U and I…

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Masasabi mo bang bobo ako…
Kung ikaw lang laman ng utak ko…

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Para kang ice cream,
Sweet nga…
Malamig nga lang… :(

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Alam mo, perfect ka na sana.
Isa lang ang gusto kong palitan sa ‘yo…
Apelyido mo.

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Sabi nila kasi libre lang mangarap.
Libre ka ba?
Ikaw kasi ang pangarap ko eh.

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Kodigo ka ba?
Ikaw kasi ang sagot sa lahat ng tanong ko eh.


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Facebook ka ba?
Gusto kasi kita i-Like eh.

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Google ka ba?
Kasi lahat na ng hinahanap ko
Nasa iyo na eh.


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Para kang alarm clock…
Ginising mo ang natutulog kong puso!

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1 comment:

  1. IN YOUR OPINION WHAT IS THE CHEAPEST AND CORNIEST LINE A GUY HAS EVER USED ON YOU

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