If a Girl Cries

A Girl Wont Cry Easily,
Except in Front of The Person;
Who She Love The Most..♥

-She Becomes Weak;
... Only When She Loves U The Most,
She Puts Down Her Ego..♥ !

-If a Girl Cries Bcoz of You,
Hold Her Hands Firmly,
She is The one Who Would Stay With U;
For The Rest of Your Life..♥

-If a Girl Cries Bcoz of You,
Don't Give Her Up..!
Maybe Bcoz of Your Decision,
You Ruin Her Life..!! :(

-She Cries Not Because She is Weak,
She Cries Not Bcoz;
She Wanna Sympathy or Pity..!

She Cries Because;
Crying Silently is No Longer Possible..! :(
The Pain, Hurt N Agony Have Become Too Big;
A Burden To Be Kept Inside.. :'(

-If a Girl Cries Her Heart Out To You,
And All Because of You;
Its Time To Look Back on What You Have Done,
Only You Will Know The Answer To it...♥

Meaningful Christmas Gifts

Christmas is fast approaching.Christmas is a family reunion and time for sharing and giving gifts.Do you already have gifts for your love ones? I know how difficult and stressful it is to choose and prepare gifts. Let me give you some tips that might help.

Be creative.
We have e-cards and emails nowadays. With the technologywe have,  we may think thay cards are already out.Maybe yes but
a handmade Christmas card with personal good wishes to your family and friends is still sweet and heartfelt.It will bring them a smile whenever they read it.

Make it personalized.
Personalized gifts are always appreciated.It's a way of showing our beloved how special they are.
A personalized shirt, photoframe,ring or handmade personalized bracelet or an art piece you paint yourself will surely be appreciated.

Do it with effort.
Prepare holiday baked goods like fruitcake,brownies or cookies.You can also share them your recipes.Everyone appreciates food.

Research.
Buy something that they want or they need.Give a gift depending of what they are fond of and what personality they have.Why will you give a book to someone who hates reading, or a dress to your boyish sister. Surely they willl not like your gift.Choose what you think is perfect.You can also ask them for a wishlist.

Remember:It's the thought that counts.
I know we want to be generous at this time of the year but we also have to consider our budget.It is important that our gifts are within our means. Keep in mind it is always the thought that counts.It doesn't need to be expensive.

Goodluck and Happy Holidays!

Desperate Wife

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
· NBA 5.0,
· NFL 3.0 and
· Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2..6 simply crashes the system.

· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applicationsJewelry 2.0 andFlowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support

Troubled User

Dear Tech Support Team,
... ...
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
... ...
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3 , PlayBall 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies 7.......5, and Outings 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .

Please help!

Thanks,

"A Troubled User"

REPLY: Dear Troubled User,

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support).

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software Dresses 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0.

WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system and to your computer as well....

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